(A chronological list of previous writings, both massive and minuscule, that will never see the light of day. Also includes currently sell-able stuff that I am still proud of.)
OR
‘Practice works’ that contributed to the great desert crossing, but the content of which will more than likely never see the light of day. Please note this isn’t merely a vanity exercise, rather a convenient place to remind me of the gallons I’ve sweated while crossing this desert…
2001
- Perverse – a collection of poetry that “didn’t play by the rules” (per-verse – geddit? Nope, neither did anyone else). A clumsy mop-up of all the half-decent humorous stuff written in my late teens and early twenties, split into vague themes (sex, food, love, etc.). Miraculously it was published on the website, acriticalmass. This now-defunct site published anything and everything, with little if any vetting of content, and charged people to pay for it…so it wasn’t really that miraculous that they picked up Perverse! Sales figures = £0; cost = £15 admin fee. An innocent experience, fondly remembered as a less-than-steep learning curve.
2003
- Team 4 Panto
2008
- The Case of the Medical Records Murderer
Histeria
The Operafice
Timmy’s Accident
Seven Deadly Sins
Scotland Murder Mystery
Drakov Murder Mystery
Sheila Murder Mystery
Pheremones and Groans
Fear is a four letter word
The world’s greatest wink
21 days
1.6 – The Pilot
Cashback
…And a bang on the ear
Godspeed you black emperor
IDEAS
Humans only horny for one month of the year.
LOST BENEATH THE SANDS
Two fish in a tank
The Width of a Circle
Things best left unsaid